Best performance monitoring for non-technical founders

There are roughly 40-60 established performance monitoring tools on the market, but almost all of them were designed by engineers for engineers. They expect you to read dashboards full of jargon like P95 latency, memory heap allocation, and goroutine counts. The real pain point isn't the lack of tools—it's the lack of tools that translate technical metrics into business language ("your app is 3 seconds slower than yesterday" instead of "check your flame graph"). Most non-technical founders either ignore monitoring completely, rely on error alerts from their hosting provider, or overpay for enterprise solutions they can't configure. The gap sits in the middle: a tool that auto-detects problems, explains them in plain English, suggests fixes, and doesn't require a computer science degree to set up. New entrants should focus hard on onboarding (one-click setup, minimal config), smart alerting that avoids false positives, and a dashboard designed for business metrics (conversion impact, revenue loss during outages) rather than technical ones.